Submitted by myanonymouslair.
I’ve spent forever trying to figure out what to say here about this but I can’t even think about it without literally blushing.
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To treat myself I bought myself these super adorable pillow fighting pinup sheets!
Happy Anniversary Ivy!
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@myanonymouslair just gave me some major sheet envy. What a fun way to treat yourself!
This totally reminded me of myanonymouslair and citrustree. And then I realized I was totally reblogging this with from Mally. Heh.
“Touch me, touch the palm of your hand to my body as I pass,
Be not afraid of my body.”–Walt Whitman
I mean he may have thought I was going to put the shampoo bottle up my butt and then spend the evening eating nuts by the fire.
For some reason I doubt this shirt would be as effective on me.
Team Dinosaur’s new uniforms make quite the statement.
Struggling with gift ideas this holiday season?
Searching for a way to give the lady in your life a Christmas surprise?
Stop by the Mally and Ivy Holiday Gift Wrap Emporium.
We provide discerning gift packaging for the man who wants to move beyond the cliched “Dick in a Box” concept into something with a classic, sophisticated feel.
Doesn’t your special lady deserve the best this holiday season?
Say it simply, with a bow.
I send Ms. Lair a picture of a penis with a bow on it and I wind up co-owner of an Emporium.
Go figure.
Tying red ribbons on penises is might be the best part-time job ever until Black Friday rolls around and then it’s just like I cannot keep up right now are you honestly going to wear that bow on your dick for a month what.
Penis baby sends you get well wishes!!
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Oh my God, I literally saw this and shrieked.
Ms. Lair officially made my inbox the scariest place on the planet.