If I had you for today, I would have taken you to the Everything to do with Sex show in Halifax! It was a blast. Oh, and lingerie kisses and cuddles. :3

Aww. This all sounds lovely. <3

Hey thinkivykink! Isn’t this just the perfect Sweetheart outfit???

Yes, I approve 500%.

I just realized it’s honestly been forever since I’ve worn my ball gag.

What’s it say about me that the thing that gets me most about this gif is the wedding ring?

A good way to not address the fact that I am posting a really blushy and humiliating photo to be the bravest girl ever is to tell a funny story:

I showed Sir this picture yesterday and he was like, “mmm is that Pup’s hand?”

And I’m like, “no sillyhead it’s yours.”

So let’s establish that when I send my boyfriend a random picture of HIS OWN HAND and my butthole, he recognizes my butthole.

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. i’m framing it. it cost $1.

You are the Dragon Queen, young and sweet, only dragonteen

I’d bring you to my bar. You’d be dressed in a slutty little outfit while you were made to clean tables. You’re not good enough to serve. I’d assign a secret drink to you, that if anyone ordered you’d have to go sit in their lap while they finished it. (I’d tell my friends what the secret drink is) They’d be allowed to grope you and feel you up. I’d let all my customers take pictures of you. If I felt like you did a good job, I’d let you watch me bend a waitress over the bar and fuck her.

Good God, I’d just gotten around to being a productive person.

Here we go again.

Also the drink thing is cute as hell. Flagging this for Sir because YES.

Trinity ain’t fucking around..

I thought for the hottest second that this was from a music video for a single they’d all released together and almost lost my shit.

A girl can dream.

This one. This one’s a meanie.