I’d bring you to my bar. You’d be dressed in a slutty little outfit while you were made to clean tables. You’re not good enough to serve. I’d assign a secret drink to you, that if anyone ordered you’d have to go sit in their lap while they finished it. (I’d tell my friends what the secret drink is) They’d be allowed to grope you and feel you up. I’d let all my customers take pictures of you. If I felt like you did a good job, I’d let you watch me bend a waitress over the bar and fuck her.