A good way to not address the fact that I am posting a really blushy and humiliating photo to be the bravest girl ever is to tell a funny story:

I showed Sir this picture yesterday and he was like, “mmm is that Pup’s hand?”

And I’m like, “no sillyhead it’s yours.”

So let’s establish that when I send my boyfriend a random picture of HIS OWN HAND and my butthole, he recognizes my butthole.