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“I can never think of you as a friend. You can do without a friend,” – Graham Greene, The End of the Affair.

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Well, that’s one hell of a way to mark a trail.

I guess if you get lost, you can just follow the whimpers.

God, what is wrong with me?

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“There were people whom you positively ached to please.” – Alice Munro, The Love of a Good Woman.

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Remember when Bobbi Starr was a good little subby girl when she started doing kink.com shoots?

Heh. I bet she barely even does anymore, either.

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It’s that look of “I think I just bit off more than I can chew.”

Which I totally identify, because I stretch to let people pull a hogtie tighter to show off how flexible I am. Or I let them make the bondage more difficult so I can feel tough.

And then when I’m settling into it, I’m stuck with that holy-crap-I-just-agreed-to-this feeling and I realize my bluffs have been met.

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Oh god unless that turns you on.

Sorry. I’ll show myself out.

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I love the woman on the left in the pinkish dress making the face like “no way am I standing up until you make it worth my while.”

(via herdirtylittleheart, herdirtylittleheart)

Cheese.

Chat

Sir: It’s bedtime.
Me: But.
Sir: No buts.
Me: Not even my butt?
Sir: Your butt is okay.
Sir: Actually it’s fabulous.
Sir: “Righteous,” as you called it in that first email you sent me two years ago.
Sir: Lol righteous. I always loved that.
Me: ARE YOU BEING A CHEESEFACE AND READING OUR OLD EMAILS?
Sir: No, I just remembered.
Me: Awww everyone thinks you’re a tough guy but I know the truth.
Me: You’re a CHEESEFACE.
Sir: It takes a special someone to dig out the cheese.
Me: I’m the cheesemonger of your heart.

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dollyswitch:

Got temporarily trapped in this dress. It was scary.

I have lived this and this is the single most terrifying thing that can happen to a person.

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I’m having dinner and drinks with a cute girl tomorrow.

Be jelly.