- I’ve got a bunch of messages I’m behind on in my askbox. I think I’ve gotten to the folks who asked stuff off-anon, but now I’m trying to pace out answering the anon ones so I don’t just spam everyone’s dashboards with a chunk of full-on ask responses. So, thank you in advance for your patience.
- That said, to the anon who asked the three-ask-long question about MRAs, please come off anon and ask it. It seems like you wanted a private answer, but I can’t answer you privately when you are on anon. It’s a good question and I think I’ve got an okay answer. Maybe?
- Here’s some pizza spam because this is secretly a pizza (and avocado) blog. The girl’s face in the second panel is pretty accurate.
- Speaking of pizza, is there a way to get one of these for a person/kittygirl?
- The person who put these fliers up at her school is doing some awesome guerrilla education and patriarchy-smashing. Well done!
- Thanks to everyone for the kind words about my recent poly adventure – both in reference to the adventure itself and the discussion of Sir’s and my feelings and fears. Your support is amazing as we learn what makes us happy and keeps the good stuff going great.
- Here’s the last bit of pizza spam. I promise.
- Just kidding.
thursday thoughts
Thursday Thoughts
Standard- This weather is super depressing and I miss being able to go outside and jog, but Sir’s coming here in a week. Next Thursday can’t come fast enough.
- I just ordered Daddy something sweet and a little silly through etsy and I’ve got Sir’s gift all ready at my apartment so poly Valentine’s is officially a go.
- So apparently this is still a huge debate.
- Lately, I’ve been having super dark thoughts like what might go through my head if I spent a whole night like this.
- If I make these, will it be summer all of a sudden?
- Here’s something fun for those of you still not sure what to do for Valentine’s Day.
Thursday Thoughts
Standard- Sorry for the infrequent and sparse updates and the dangling chapter on my threesome story. This is a very busy few weeks for me. So wish me some luck with all the crazy shit I have to deal with?
- These Arrested Development cats are always relevant.
- Here’s a woman making the best face ever.
- Someone should come play some dirty Jenga with me. I demand to have it at the next event I attend.
- As much as this blog celebrates the whole idea of youthful hedonism, I can’t handle how cute and amazing these are.
- And look at these baking tips that are superb.
- I have started lifting with a new group of people. Some old familiar faces who’ve come along to this, but it’s a group of people who compete. I’m trying to, at best, motivate myself to get to that level or, at the very least, challenge myself.
- That said, I haven’t yet figured out the magic calibration of protein and carbohydrates, so I keep getting sleepy around this time and literally, if I put my head down, I’ll just doze off. Which makes me think I might start having to eat meat again, which I reeeeeeally don’t wanna do. So to any vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian lifters I might have following: any advice?
Thursday Thoughts
Standard- So, I’m trying to get my thoughts in order to tell you guys some cool/fun/blushy stories from my visit with Sir. So keep an eye out for that. It was a full couple of days.
- Sir has a second date today. Out of respect for them, I’m not going to divulge very much beyond that beyond that I hope they have a lovely time.
- But now I’m just sitting around my house like blah I guess I’ll stare at my toes now.
- Here are some cute ideas for anybody who’s got a little kitten to play with this holiday season.
- On more kitty news, I think I’ve found my patronus. (Or, in my dreams, it’s Samantha Wright.
SHE CAN SNATCH 145 LBS AND WE’RE ABOUT THE SAME SIZE WHY AM I EVEN TRYING ANYMORE.) - And here’s a useful little resource from the Queen herself.
- I have to finish my holiday shopping which is just the ughhhest thing ever.
Thursday Thoughts.
Standard- I woke up when I was supposed to, did some work, rolled back over, went to sleep and had a really violent nightmare. Lesson learned.
- Sir says that if I spank him, I’ll just start to complain my hands hurt and then I’ll flip me over his knee and give me the exact number back. And then he called me “little one” for like the second time ever so I was pretty in favor of that conversation.
- We also had a really frank conversation about him finding a masochist secondary and I was very open and so we’ll see how that pans out. He wants to take the whole thing slow, both for my benefit and so the hypothetical lady in question isn’t just pigeonholed into his fantasy of something. So, yeah. We’ll see.
- I was jogging yesterday and I tripped over absolutely nothing and skinned my knee, proving I am absolutely 7 years old.
- Here are pornhub comments over stock photos. You are very, very welcome.
- Everyone should be helping to devise a plan to take me to cat island.
Thursday Thoughts.
Standard- Happy Valentine’s Day, followers. And thank you to gallifreyansub for making me laugh with this little nugget.
- I’d also like to direct everyone’s attention over to whyexactly’s list of suggestions for solutions to a whining problem because it’s equal parts hilarious and blushy.
- My trackpad is behaving really weirdly so this edition of Thursday thoughts may be kind of brief.
- Is trackpad the right word? I vaguely remember people saying the little square of mouse on a laptop was called a trackpad. It is entirely too early to technology today.
- I hope you all have seen this today.
- And this.
- Also, I’d just like to reiterate that uninvited penis is just not okay. I’ve been seeing this popping up all over tumblr lately. So, yeah. That cause has my endorsement.
Thursday Thoughts.
Standard- Craftsmate finally talked me into seeing a doctor today and I apparently have not only an ear infection but also pneumonia. So, uh, that’s that.
- I missed one of my classes to go see the doctor and my professor is giving me shit about it. Like, seriously? I’ve apparently been walking around with this shit for weeks and even went to my seminar today so GET OFF MY SHIT.
- I’d just like to share I’m participating in No Shave November for THESE REASONS. Also because I’m not supposed to stay in a shower that long now. Except I might shave them tonight. Except I kind of like them hairy. I don’t know. I might try to make it to November 15th just to see what it’s like.
- Totally digging all the awesome firsts in Congress right now, though. So that’s good.
- Anybody want to take a trip with me to Colorado once my lungs are functional again?
- This whole pneumonia experience is teaching me that I need to be more reasonable with myself. Especially now that I’m getting all down on myself for not having gone to the gym in a while because of how crappy I was feeling (which now can be pretty accurately explained) and trying to still burn the candle at every end while I know I am sick as a dog. So, ugh, I need to actively try to learn a lesson here.
- I was sexting Penthouse in the waiting room, though. So, uh, I guess that’s sort of a win? Right? A little bit?
(A Super Early) Thursday Thoughts.
StandardBecause for some reason you guys enjoy these when I do them.
- Can somebody tell me where the hell are trilbygrey and charlottesdress? Seriously. What happened? I sort of need those in my life to keep functioning.
- For those of you who have not yet seen the pictures of David Cross walking through the airport in socks, Birkenstocks and a bedsheet, I would really encourage you to go google that shit.
- Everybody go give herdirtylittleheart a hug. Seriously. She needs it.
- In other news, I’ve been laughing over this tumblr a lot. Hint: Read the tags, too. Half the humor is in the tags.
- I have a date next Saturday. Not to jinx myself, but I’ve got a good feeling about this one. Failing that, I have a great exit strategy.
- I’ve decided not to give Mr. Finance the benefit of a second date. Because I have (metaphorical) balls and a brain, dammit.
- The rental car I have while we figure out my other car is sort of amazing. I’m used to driving this piece of junk and the dealership wound up giving me an upgrade after some problem that I’m fairly sure was a non-issue, but they felt bad and gave me a really nice car to drive around. So, I’m not going to exactly tell them that I wasn’t hassled. My driving habits are now confined to me not being used to driving a car that runs well and uncomfortably adjusting speed as I blast a bunch of Hip Hop radio stations and pretend I’m a classy media mogul. I’m a terrible driver, so I usually fluctuate between that behavior and feeling like I’m driving a future ten-car pileup.
- I’ve learned how to handle any and all the bullshit in my life from now on. And it’s like this. So, I’m glad I’ve figured that out.
Thursday Thoughts.
StandardBecause you all tend to like when I make lists of random shit.
- Bon Iver Erotica is one of the best things to happen to tumblr. So much hilarity. Like this. And this. And this.
- I always knew I liked Werner Herzog. His sense of humor in this letter entrances me.
- I am so happy that Sharon Needles won RuPaul’s Drag Race. I would’ve been glad if it were Chad, too. But I think Phi Phi is a horrible human being and, in the words of the dynamic Willam Belli, I will not rupologize.
- Also, it always saddens me when the cast on RuPaul’s Drag Race (the best show on currently on television, coming in a close second to Arrested Development as far as in the history of television) talks about their families disapproving of their sexuality, not talking to them, etc. I feel privileged for the relative ease with which my immediate family accepted my bisexuality and, God, I just can’t imagine doing that to my kids. Honestly, I think I’d just embarrass the crap out of them if my future children came out by baking a cake and being all over the top about it. I think my future family would have a strict ask-tell-hug policy a-la Very Mary Kate’s. But, seriously, I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about having children (because woah scary), but I know I’m going to be proud as shit no matter what sexuality they identify as so long as they’re good people.
- I went to the gym with Blue the other day and found out two nuggets of information: he’s broken up with Byron (which is super sad because I liked them together and also no more sleepovers for me so super boohoo) and apparently Flex tried to pick him up the other night. Sometimes, I get tired of how small my campus can be sometimes in terms of how easy it is for everyone to know everyone else.
- Thank you all for such a positive reception of the debut photograph of my boobs coming out to tumblr society. I went back and forth on it quite a bit for a really silly “oh God what if someone recognizes my nipple” paranoia I had. But, I’m an exhibitionist and public exposure turns me on. And it was fun. And also the phrase Tuesday Boobsday was too much fun not to use.