Thursday Thoughts

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  1. Here’s another one of my thousand apologies for being so behind on all that crap I’ve gotten up to. This semester has been a lot of this.
  2. But I’ve been massively awesome (I think) and I’m going to have some time soon to get you all caught up.
  3. That said, I’m totally behind on answering asks as well, but I’ll totally get to that eventually okay? ok.
  4. Also, I’m still sore from the party Saturday, so you know it was good.
  5. I’d like to let Cody know that he should keep doing his thing.
  6. And say to Max that one day, maybe he’ll just get that job.
  7. And tell Ben that his letter is perfect.
  8. I definitely shoved my finger in these.
  9. Here’s some fun fingering tips for the times you just wanna use your hand.
  10. I’m glad some people share my undying love of Matilda.
  11. And when in doubt, it’s usually homo intended.

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  1. I’m almost to the end of August with all the random crap I’ve neglected to write and I promise we’ll get caught up soon, tumblr. I’ve just been a real ho lately.
  2. Aside from the way the word pussy is used, this list is rather well done.
  3. Can Kelly Cutrone just follow me around and handle weird dudes for me on a daily basis?
  4. This is basically me whenever Sir offers to cook.
  5. Speaking of. Unf.
  6. This explanation of the word “raincoat” made me smile.
  7. Sometimes the pressures of masculinity placed on young men make me miserable. (Usually, actually.) But this just makes me laugh.
  8. And sometimes the pressures of masculinity generate mermen. Or sublimate into them. I don’t know.
  9. Here’s a realistic portrayal of how I’d act during the purge because honestly I’d just be jaywalking and hitting up Gucci. 

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  1. First things first, I am so amazed and pleased with all the amazing notes and reblogs on this post. You guys have provided such awesome feedback, ideas, etc. The hive mind is alive on this site!
  2. This is a pretty good summary of tumblr.
  3. And a pretty good summary of adulthood.
  4. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love love love young entrepreneurs
  5. This really turned on a dime. I just can’t even.
  6. Who stole my boyfriend’s license plate
  7. And could somebody make me a bumper sticker that says “dick is abundant and low value?”
  8. In other news, this made me cackle.
  9. And this is an achievement in storytelling
  10. As always, pizza teaches us important lessons. Like about beauty. And nutrition (not really.)

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  1. I know I can always count on tumblr to ask the important questions.
  2. Here’s something that I laughed so hard at that I actually cackled. The commentary is amazing.
  3. And here’s something that made me cheer. Nicely done handling that SUPER AWKWARD INTERVIEW, Anna Paquin.
  4. And here’s a perfect representation of my relationship to skirts.
  5. This observation could also apply to the state of my drafts.
  6. And these observations are some awesome truth bombs about the absurd ways people talk about poly.
  7. Damn, okCupid. I didn’t think you had it in you. But you’ve got game.
  8. As does this interpretation of the 50 Shades trailer.
  9. Silly tumblr posts plus Game of Thrones? Don’t mind if I do.
  10. The elderly using Facebook to speak to companies warms my heart.
  11. And this guy who goes out and gets a duck inspires me to go out and get what I want, too.
  12. This edition of the weekly pizza is unf.

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  1. Thanks for all the love regarding that dick making the comment about my thighs. Here’s some more delightful things about not having a thigh gap.
  2. An anon submitted this link to me recently with absolutely no context and, I’ve gotta say, no context needed. Thank you.
  3. I’m glad to see Matilda is still outspoken about books and is still totally no-nonsense about abuse
  4. This tweet is super accurate.
  5. As is this amazing letter.
  6. And somebody should seriously get me a scimitar.
  7. Straight white boys texting should never keep a girl from her cereal
  8. Also, Hercules is apparently one of them.
  9. Speaking of boys, I can think of a few things that are better.
  10. And a few things to keep in mind when looking for ‘em.
  11. I’m always down for a silly kitty joke.
  12. Or just a silly kitty.
  13. And, of course, the weekly pizza. This is now the only context I’m going to view this song in. MUCH better.

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  1. First things first: have you all heard the good news?
  2. Apparently somebody totally knows what I did because I didn’t actually manage to clean my little puddle up. Excuse me while I go hide for eternity.
  3. Here’s an important PSA about crop tops.
  4. Have I mentioned Homeward Bound was my favorite movie as a kid? So somebody needs to get me this shirt.
  5. I identify with this puppy right now. Because this weather has been nuts.
  6. Here’s an r-rated craft for my favorite r-rated crafter. (Okay, maybe she’s tied with this one.) 
  7. Sometimes you just can’t come back strong.
  8. And sometimes you can’t catch every hair.
  9. And sometimes you can’t take yourself too seriously.
  10. Finally, this kitty is me. Beer is blegh.

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  1. Today was super productive for me on other fronts and so I almost forgot to do this. But, here goes: let me start by saying hi to you all
  2. My date was pretty good last night and, even if nothing amazing comes of it, he seems like a cool friend. We’re getting together again on Sunday. Oh, and best part? He’s involved in the local kink scene so he’ll be at the munch on Monday. How lucky is that?
  3. I’m ashamed to admit that a good penis joke will still have me in stitches.
  4. Not to mention silly jokes like this.
  5. Here’s a really interesting thing on bisexual women who ended up with men. As someone in a primary relationship with a man who is far too often read as straight, it’s refreshing to see that we’re getting SOME visibility. Maybe? Here’s the BuzzFeed article.
  6. And here’s something lighthearted about that.
  7. The harassment of Robin Thicke is just the right amount of wrong. And by that I mean it’s perfect and don’t stop.
  8. I spent about ten minutes scrolling up and down through this and laughing. Not ashamed.
  9. Switchin’ up the daily pizza with an image that Sir sent me and said was clearly me.

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  1. So I know I am the worst but I really don’t like The Slap, even though the explanation is interesting to me. Like, I also hated the thing with the people kissing for the first time. I don’t know. Part of my complaint is that while there is some variety in the men, most of the women differ only in clothing styles.
  2. I’ve been loving all the responses to sexist dress codes. All the posters and fliers are inspirational and make me wish I were braver in school as a kid. These gents are among some of my favorites! The one doing the Angelina leg is killing it.
  3. Speaking of schools, Jessica Williams on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart did a great job explaining the climate/obstacle course of sexual menace that women have to navigate in college. I’d highly recommend you watch the whole video
  4. I think I found my favorite straightwhiteboystexting.
  5. Here’s a funny thing because intersectionality is super important. 
  6. Also your weekly reminder that female-led movies are usually pretty darn successful and should be happening more often.
  7. And, of course, the weekly pizza.
  8. OH AND: I was just texting Sir and his phone autocorrected “heteroflexibility” to “heteroflexibooty” to which I say HELL YES.

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  1. Here’s something in honor of the last episode of Season 4 of Game of Thrones. It’s how I’ll be parenting my own offspring. No spoilers, I swear. Click away.
  2. Speaking of fun things to do with children.
  3. And even more fun with children.
  4. Apparently June 22nd is No Panty Day? So, you know, if that’s your thing, go crazy. You’ve got an excuse.
  5. Here’s malkisyren explaining villains perfectly
  6. You know how I always talk about the lingerie I see on here and want? Takeitlikeagoodgirl found this awesome tumblr that actually tells you where to find all that cute lingerie!!! Goodbye, savings.
  7. Have a cute joke about MRAs.
  8. And a great spanking infographic
  9. And, of course, here is the weekly pizza. Submitted by montecervesa.

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  1. I’m not one to buy into jokes like “women does this, man does this” but this one is a riot
  2. A non-porny thing: This young girl is awesome. I love when young women are encouraged to be entrepreneurial. Plus, the fact that she’s being mindful with her proceeds gives me hope that one day she’s going to be an amazing businesswoman one day. (Although she kind of already is!)
  3. Ummm someone should get me this knife for Little Sweetheart’s Knifeplay Time. Which I’ve just determined is DEFINITELY a thing.
  4. Also can we pleeeease have a slumber party like this? Pleeeease?
  5. If anyone needs advice on how to handle a hot pussy, here’s a book for you. (Cannot stop laughing.)
  6. Oh, and here’s the weekly pizza.
  7. One more: To those who asked and offered kind words, my friend was SUPER understanding about me being poly. Yay!