Because for some reason you guys enjoy these when I do them.
- Can somebody tell me where the hell are trilbygrey and charlottesdress? Seriously. What happened? I sort of need those in my life to keep functioning.
- For those of you who have not yet seen the pictures of David Cross walking through the airport in socks, Birkenstocks and a bedsheet, I would really encourage you to go google that shit.
- Everybody go give herdirtylittleheart a hug. Seriously. She needs it.
- In other news, I’ve been laughing over this tumblr a lot. Hint: Read the tags, too. Half the humor is in the tags.
- I have a date next Saturday. Not to jinx myself, but I’ve got a good feeling about this one. Failing that, I have a great exit strategy.
- I’ve decided not to give Mr. Finance the benefit of a second date. Because I have (metaphorical) balls and a brain, dammit.
- The rental car I have while we figure out my other car is sort of amazing. I’m used to driving this piece of junk and the dealership wound up giving me an upgrade after some problem that I’m fairly sure was a non-issue, but they felt bad and gave me a really nice car to drive around. So, I’m not going to exactly tell them that I wasn’t hassled. My driving habits are now confined to me not being used to driving a car that runs well and uncomfortably adjusting speed as I blast a bunch of Hip Hop radio stations and pretend I’m a classy media mogul. I’m a terrible driver, so I usually fluctuate between that behavior and feeling like I’m driving a future ten-car pileup.
- I’ve learned how to handle any and all the bullshit in my life from now on. And it’s like this. So, I’m glad I’ve figured that out.