Hey. Hey.
Play nice.
What must I say? Congratulations? Ooh how fantastically edgy?
Here, let me whip out my cock and spank my monkey to this piping-hot display of D/s carnality. Unf-unf *spurt*. Oh my monkey is so well and truly spanked.
Children, that is a terrible blade angle. Utterly ineffective. All it’s doing is scraping shaving soap off an already shaved cunt.
Oh. My god. That is edgy Daddy-care and knife play all in one. I would be incredibly inclined to wiggle but incredibly motivated to remain perfectly still. A tingling predicament.