Has anyone seen the show Manswers? Well, it ticked me off that there was no Womanswers. Girl Code comes pretty close, though.
This post has nothing to do with that otherwise.
I’m finally answering the sets of questions asked by citrustree and confidentialcupcake. So, here goes.
From citrustree (blah tumblr deleted these when I hit publish!):
1. What’s your guilty pleasure?
Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Consider me fully kept up.
2. What’s your unhealthy / unproductive self-soothing technique?
Unhealthy: candy corn. I know, I know, the world’s supply was probably all made in like 1983 and now just gets distributed every year around Halloween out of some massive warehouse but I like it a lot. Unproductive: Masturbation.
3. Why tumblr?
It’s a nice place to reflect and explore. It makes me feel a little less weird and a little more awesome.
4. Have you ever made someone breakfast in bed after the first time you’ve banged them and what did you make?
Nope. But I make a mean omelet if you play your cards right in the future.
5. Last book you read?
Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris.
6. Favorite outfit and why
I have this really cute brown/blue/green romper that I wear with these cute green flats that tie at the ankle.
7. Were you an easy child to raise? Why / why not?
Yes and no. I was very well-behaved but I got sick a lot.
8. What annoys you / turns you off in a first date / first real meeting type of a situation?
Unabashed misogyny and unbearable body odor.
9. What’s the best way to woo you.
Flowers, pizza, intelligent conversation.
10. Favorite sappy romance film?
When Harry Met Sally. Also, Somewhere in Time.
11. Three songs you want them to play at your funeral.
This is a really good question! I’ve never given it any consideration. Maybe Nico’s “The Fairest of the Seasons.” Richie Havens’ cover of “Just Like a Woman.” And maybe Sinatra’s “My Way.”
From confidentialcupcake:
1. Dogs or cats?
Mostly cats, but I want a very large, very docile dog in my life. I grew up around one and he was the best.
2. Last meal?
Shumai and sushi with a good friend. It was a specialty roll with mango and salmon and avocado and yum.
3. Book that always makes you cry?
The Velveteen Rabbit. The part of Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World with the skulls and then again when he’s in the car. The end of The God of Small Things.
4. Most embarrassing memory?
I bought a dress without trying it on and threw it on one morning and went to school when I was in a hurry. It was my senior year of high school. I discovered, upon writing something on the blackboard in math class in front of the whole class, that it was basically see-through when I stood right under the light. I’ll only wear it with a slip now.
5. Tumblr crushes?
Herdirtylittleheart, montecervesa, whyexactly, brightswitch, gallifreyansub, kinkycasey, myanonymouslair, citrustree, sansshame and some kid called nanking-decade.
6. Most hated celebrity and why?
Ugh, I guess TSwift. But I kind of pity her more than I hate her.
7. Are you Little/into Littles?
Hehe, yeah, I’m Little.
8. Boobs or butt?
Boobs on girls, butts on guys. But actually.
9. Do any people in your life know about your Tumblr?
My boyfriend, my therapist, an ex, a few close friends.
10. What bdsm role do you prefer? (pet/Dom/top etc)
Sub, pet, kitty, sweetheart.
11. Number 1 ship?
Me and my old pal pizza. I’m saying that counts as a fandom.