Brightswitch’s questions:

1- What song is stuck in your head?

Some awful song they were playing at the gym yesterday. I don’t have a substantial enough recall of the lyrics to be able to google it and get the damn thing out of my head.

2- Favorite kinky toy?

I like my n-joy buttplug a whole lot. It was a present from the thief and I love wearing it.

3- If you were given super powers what would you do with them?

Make my move a lot easier, have my relationship not turn into a long-distance one in a few weeks, infinite pizza?

4- Do you keep track/scoreboard of “Best sexy times”?

Does my tumblr count?

5- How old were you the first time you had GOOD sex?

22.

6- When did you realize you were kinky?

Remember that cartoon where Minnie Mouse got kidnapped by a gorilla? And the gorilla somehow knew to tie knots? Yeah, when I saw that.

7- What’s your favorite petname?

I’ve got a bunch. I like when Craftsmate calls me “kitty.“ Somebody else called me “peppercorn” earlier today and that made me smile, too.

8- Favorite Shakespeare?

Twelfth Night.

9- Favorite Musical?

Hard to choose. Maybe Chicago?

10- How do you deal with jealousy?

Communication and honesty and saying all the hard stuff. Reassuring myself that I’m not just easily replaceable usually has to happen, too, but I’ve gotten better about that.

11- What do you need to fall asleep?

A tall glass of water and a bedtime story doesn’t hurt.

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Here are mine. I’m not tagging anybody because anyone is welcome to answer them. Just send me a message when you do in case I miss it.

1. What’s the best sound/moan/thing you’ve heard a partner say during sex?
2. On a typical day, how long do you take to get ready in the morning?
3. Do you collect anything?
4. Is there any celebrity/public figure you’re ashamed to admit you find sexually appealing?
5. What’s the key to your heart and/or your pants?
6. Share a gif that you find really hot.
7. Fisting: Okay or no way?
8. Is there a hobby you wish you had some more time to pick up?
9. Do you have something you wish you could tell yourself two years ago this time?
10. What does your tumblr URL mean?
11. Name the last thing you put inside of you.