And so I’m answering them.

1. When you were a child what did you want to be when you grew up? The thing I’m doing right now. And that’s really, really fucking magical.
2. What’s a phrase or word that pushes you over the edge when you’re close to orgasm? Pup sometimes does this kind of condescending “come on, baby, there you go” when I’m close and unf yeah have I mentioned it’s soooo condescending? 
3. What’s your favourite colour, and how long has it been so? Blue, since I was about ten.
4. Who is your current favourite adult performer? Mr. Pete is like a sexy Jason Segel and now you can’t unsee it.
5. What song is in your head? Lately a lot of Bowie.
6. Which xfiles episode is your favourite? (You can sub in Simpsons or Seinfeld for this question if needed.) The one where George makes the Yankees’ uniforms cotton and Jerry kills his girlfriend’s doves. (This is Seinfeld.)
7. Tell me one of your most obnoxious habits? I leave clothes on the floor like legitimately in a 2 foot radius around my hamper.
8. Bed-sheets: Tuck or No tuck? No tuck.
9. When someone says “I love you” do you always say “I love you, too”? Hehe, for a certain crowd of people.
10. What word makes you feel sexy? Babydoll.