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This gif is making a pretty strong campaign for hottest thing I’ve seen in a while.

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So maybe I’ve been having harem fantasies lately.

Whatever, who cares.

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Can I just get to a stage in my life where I have excuses to just wear something like this under a coat and go to a certain type of party every weekend?

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“Just put her down there for now. We’ll put her away later.”

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I’d probably die a thousand times over if I had to look at myself getting eaten out which is why I kind of really want to do it sometime except not at all except maybe sure.

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“Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you’ll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace.”  ― Paul Murray, Skippy Dies.

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“Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but to scar tissue and callus.” ― Wallace Stegner, The Spectator Bird.

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poopflow:

shes so intimidating and cute at the same time, i hope she chokes me

I can really only hope one day I’ll have this effect on people.

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I’m learning more and more that I am young and wild but I’ve still got a fragile little heart that swells and hurts and swells and grows, just maybe.