You know that porn has completely desensitized you when you see a gif like this and your immediate thought is “oooooh, where’d she get that top?”
foursome
After a couple debauched hours in the living room, we moved to the back bedroom. There, Anya and Mathis bound E spread-eagled to the bed to give her what she deserved…
Scenes from our delightfully kinky foursome with @an-aberrant-object and Mr. Mathis.
Oh my gosh please though please
2015, I’ve got plans for you.
On my list of New Year’s Resolutions – which I wrote the other day to procrastinate – I included the rather blunt entry of “3 dicks.”
It’s been entirely too long since I’ve felt totally overwhelmed.
Summer, please come back. It’s just so cold without you.
Double-dating, my way.
“And in the dark, we will take off our clothes and they’ll be lacing fingers through the notches in your spine and when all is breaking everything that you could keep inside.”
OMG! 3 to 1? Umpf…
Normally Sexy Porn Ruined By The Weird Or Inappropriate Or Nonsensical Setting Day: Just Hangin’ Around
“Hey, hey, um, Sir. Yes. Hey, hi, how are you? You mind moving out of the shot?”
“Oh, me? Hey, no, sorry. I’m just watching. Those girls sure are fine.”
“Yeah, they’re…they’re great. Are you supposed to be a doctor or something?”
“Oh, no. I just walked over from another shoot and I thought I’d watch.”
“Don’t you think that’s creepy? Or, I don’t know, incongruous with the whole theme we’re going for here? Or maybe a little, um, distracting?”
“Nah.”
Only later do they realize they’ve also got some huge freaking wires just hanging out there, too.