I’m 5’1 and I always envy women whose legs seem to go on and on for days. I mean, I love my legs, I just wish they had a bit more mileage to them.
ellen von unwerth
I finally got up the courage to check my grades today and (not to brag but) it’s my best semester yet. I was incredibly worried about this one class, but it turns out I did really well in it. Relieved doesn’t even begin to describe it.
So, I’m planning to celebrate tonight. If only one of my friends had a convertible.
Photo: Ellen Von Unwerth
The Southern Gentleman: My frequency of listening to Stronger has drastically increased in the last few days. And it’s all your fault.
Me: Why is it my fault?
SG: You know that line “I’d do anything for a blonde dyke”?
Me: But I’m not a…
SG: Shhhh.
thefashiondontlivewithoutvogue:
“Blondshell!” – Vogue Germany June 2010
Dear Dacry,
In response to your question, I don’t think tying me up, spanking me, and feeding me cupcakes should be limited to birthdays.
Okay, fine, maybe the cupcakes part.
<3,
Your tumblr girlfriend, Ivy
With all the troubles of finals behind me, this gal’s heading out to make her own trouble.
Emma Watson by Ellen von Unwerth
Dear Mr. Grey,
While I understand my placement on academic probation does not put me in particularly good graces with the administration of the Grey Academy, I do have a few concerns about my pairing with Heart in your new mentoring program.
While I do find her to be a fine role model, her reputation does seem proceed her and she certainly lives up to it, perhaps even exceeds it. Moreover, although I am truly grateful for this opportunity, I do find her methods to be, to say the least, a bit unorthodox.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Sincerely,
Ivy
I did a little investigation and my super-sleuth abilities lead me to find out that her name is Janelle Fishman. And all the photos we have been fawning over, Heart, and some we’ve even reblogged that don’t include Janelle, belong to a giant work of photographic genius by Ellen von Unwerth called Revenge.
And, get this! They’re not vintage at all. They were taken in 2002-3. That’s talent.
PS: Revenge is deviously sexy. The work itself. And the overarching concept.