robe – Ivy

dr-tarl:

Why do you tease me so? says emily

Because I can says Jane.

Bitch says emily

You still need and love me though says Jane.

Ivy will do anything for an avocado.

Only if you’re the one feeding it to me, Dacry darling.

(You little sneak, posting this while I was whining to you about it.)

No. No way. That is Ashton Kutcher, is it not? No way.

No way does the guy who comes out giggling after creating a fake physiological ambush on a celebrity manage to pull that kind of sexy. I refuse to accept it. It’s not him. It can’t be. It must be his evil twin or something.

soupandcock:

Do this to me? Please?

s3xhair:

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Dear Dacry,

In response to your question, I don’t think tying me up, spanking me, and feeding me cupcakes should be limited to birthdays.

Okay, fine, maybe the cupcakes part.

<3,
Your tumblr girlfriend, Ivy