boob – Ivy

Regarding my silence since announcing my weekend trip: it’s less that I’ve wanted to hold you all in suspense and more that I’ve been busy since I returned yesterday.

But some things:

It was nice to see a certain bunny again.
It was equal parts fun and exhausting to take the trip with Pup.
I got flogged a lot and deer-skin floggers may be my ultimate problematic fave.
These shorts/whatever you’d like to call them are from the aforementioned bunny. I never thought lace could be cozy.

In unrelated news, as of Saturday, we’re a month away from the five year (WHAT???) anniversary of this blog.

But more on that soon.

So somebody (me) is super behind on 365 photos, and I apologize. It’s been the craziest week ever. I tried to do something special to make up for the absence, and here’s a teaser.

But some things:

1. I am still mastering camera phone selfies.

2. I am cold, guys.

3. A slightly oversized t-shirt BALLOONS when wet, so it’s not quite having the clingy, barely there effect I was going for.

But, they’re all right.

I’m at a fancy thing but I just remembered I still had to do this.

Here’s to keeping to my 365 photos commitment, to phone apps that let you watermark photos, and to sneaking into the bathroom to pull your dress down to get a quick shot of a nip.

And to the endurance of the one boob rule.

This morning, I wrote an unprecedented three pages of my Master’s thesis and fucked Pup. Both of these pursuits were awesome.

Now, I’m eating mac and cheese naked in bed. Wednesdays are my days “off” but I have so much crap to get done.

Doesn’t matter, had sex.

This Saturday’s selfie comes with a little story. Simply:

Flint gave me this bruise and owww.
I accidentally left my phone charger at Macy’s place.
Flint and a friend of his met me in town yesterday to return it to me.
I pulled my dress down in public to show him this bruise. His friend probably didn’t see (whew) and I’m not dwelling on it if he actually did (nooope).

While the flashing was not caught on film, here’s the bruise. And my nipple.

I was so super responsible and remembered to take a photo for Topless Tuesday yesterday. As in, ahead of time.

In other news, I am obsessed with this dress.

This is the first ever picture of my boob that I posted on this tumblr over two years ago.

My boobs were a C-cup back then. A little after it was taken, I started lifting seriously and regularly. I went down to a goddamn A.

So, this Topless Tuesday, let’s pour a little out in memoriam of my boobs.

(And in celebration of pecs…I guess. Grumble.)

thinkivykink:

Tuesday Boobsday.

Thanks to my friend rolledtrousers for not wtfing too hard when I asked him to put a fancypants photoshop text tag on my boobs for me.

I don’t know how you other ladies do it, I am having so much trouble fitting into this binder.

It’s starting to get a little chilly, Craftsmate.

Bundling up is an absolute necessity.

A hat helps keep the head and ears warm.

Just a thought.

Tuesday Boobsday.

Thanks to my friend rolledtrousers for not wtfing too hard when I asked him to put a fancypants photoshop text tag on my boobs for me.