slutty selfie saturday

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This Saturday’s selfie comes with a little story. Simply:

  • Flint gave me this bruise and owww.
  • I accidentally left my phone charger at Macy’s place.
  • Flint and a friend of his met me in town yesterday to return it to me.
  • I pulled my dress down in public to show him this bruise. His friend probably didn’t see (whew) and I’m not dwelling on it if he actually did (nooope).

While the flashing was not caught on film, here’s the bruise. And my nipple.

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I’ve decided that in addition to Topless Tuesday, I’m gonna roll out a new tradition called Slutty Selfie Saturday, which will be a celebration of me being brave in semi-public places. 

This one’s about a week old, as you can see by the fact that I still have the string around my wrist. But, I think the proposed title will speak for itself:

“This is Definitely Not My Bathroom.”