February 2014 – Page 2

Self-care means surrounding yourself with your favorite things.

That’s gonna hurt when it comes off

I always say I need to learn patience, but I don’t even think I’m patient enough to actually commit to learning.

EDIT: I’ve been made aware that duct tape really shouldn’t be going over the eyes. DO NOT try this at home.

In my travels on okcupid today, I encountered a boy unicorn. (They exist!) Though Sir and I are not totally sure it’s something we’re into as a couple, he’s very nice and it’s fun to know they exist in the wild.

Me: Ugh, being a grownup is a lot.
Me: My phone keeps trying to autocorrect grownup to frowny pie.
Daddy: Frowny pie?
Me: Being a grownup is being a frowny pie.

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you

We talk about this kind of a road-trip far too often.

gamebythepound:

Me at 13 and me now tbh

Right down to the hairstyle choices.

And the lifestyle choices, too.

Sir and I watched this episode before he left. It’s a favorite.

Yeah, I’m lucky to have some good partners who fill in the blanks for me. Part of why the threesome thing is taking so long is I’m totally blanking on some (good) parts.

And also because my life is nuts right now and I’m procrastinating on it.

But also partially because I’m like wait how did I end up with his dick there when I was just like wait what whose dick was that anyway.