Hi, Ivy. What do you and your sir do for a living?

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You people actually want to know that?

Well, okay.

I’m an editor, but I’m also currently enrolled in graduate school in a related field to the kind of material I edit. I currently work for a pretty awesome magazine of essays of a certain academic nature. This is why I get so crazy about grammar and unsubstantiated research on here.

I also do some freelance tutoring.

Sir – as those of you who read his tumblr I’m sure have gleaned – is a historian and a bartender.

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hahafunnylol:

Is it too late to get in on this?  Be Nice!

Also what a fucking awful message that first version had. Because apparently the only reason you might be nice to a woman is because there’s a chance she’ll sleep with you?

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nankingdecade:

Sweetheart, remember that time you broke my cocktail glass?

It’s not my faultttt. You made me squirm. 

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dirtylittlechemist:

omgcookiencream:

doctorfeelerup:

dirtylittlechemist:

electricsexdoll:

omgcookiencream:

ugh, i want so much new lingerie.  

why do i have no money.

Story of my life. Ugh.

it’s almost like I wrote that.

Some subs NEED language control. This is disgraceful…

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LOL wtf? You are disgraceful. The only place I’m submissive is in the bedroom, with MY boyfriend. Ain’t nobody got time for yo shit.

my thoughts exactly. sca-rewwwww  you.

Wait. Am I missing something? What the hell is language control and how does it apply to this post? Does the good doctor Dickbag want this written in Spanish instead?

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

gifboner:

so smug early on 😛

LOL Well, it has to fall eventually, I think I did pretty well 😉

Holy cuteness, Batman.

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Happy December 10th.

I hope you all are in appropriate holiday spirits.

In the sense that you are drinking appropriate holiday spirits.

I’m pretty proud of that one.

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And none for Mr. Why Essacly.

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herfuzzydaddy:

thinkivykink:

I don’t know what would be blushier:

Actually wearing this thing

or having to lie very still while Sir measured everything out to make it.

I suspect that either situation would be nothing compared to when he called in some kinky friends to show off what he made. How blushy would it be, having a few people stand around discussing the workmanship of the leather, completely ignoring the squirming form bound by the straps?

Quite blushy, I would think

Yeah, okay, that’s a good point.