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And none for Mr. Why Essacly.

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nanking-decade:

A good baker with a great ass.

True story: I can probably get out of just about anything with a certain somebody if I bake him something. Or let him hang out with my butt.

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Real things said to yours truly:

“I know you feel like a rapper right now, but they’re just cookies.”

The amount of pride I take in my baking abilities would make Betty Friedan cry.