1. This big ol’ string of anal beads that Craftsmate bought for me and literally couldn’t even get the whole thing in there.

2. Lox. Skip the bagel, just the lox.

3. Here. 

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“What was the most painful piercing you’ve ever gotten?

And conversely, what is the most painful piercing you’ve ever FANTASIZED about getting? :P”

I only have my ears pierced, so there’s that.

Um, as for the second one, my nipples?

What is your favorite book? Last movie you watched? Have you ever tried orgasm denial and if yes how long did you last? 

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1. Hard-boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami. I gave my copy to my father and he freaking lost it. Ughhhhh.

2. World War Z. And I went into it with REALLY low expectations and liked it.

3. Yes. I think my longest was like a month or so.

Oh sheesh. I don’t know. I think it’s one of those blanket terms. If you’re willing to own it, own it. If not, call it a foot proclivity or something.

1. Oh gosh, I’m glad I’ve had something to drink. I’m just going to leave it at that I had a very rough patch where I lied a lot and that I have gotten over it. Around the time I started this blog, I was lying to a lot of people (and most importantly myself) about the majority of the stuff that was going on in my life. And I guess the biggest lie at that point was that I was content with my life. I’ve since been able to resolve it and be a lot more honest with myself and others. It helps that I am in a healthy relationship and at a healthy place with myself so I don’t have to lie about it.

2. Jeez, everywhere. Soles of the feet, probably.

3. His cute little butt. (THERE. I can objectify him, too.) Close second is how genuine and sweet he is.

1. Well my boyfriend has one sooo (AND YES HE ADMITS IT NOW.)

2. 5’1 and a half. The half counts.

3. Hmmm. There’s a bunch. Recently I messed around to a Leonard Cohen which was pretty good. Other good ones are Portishead’s “Dummy” and Polica’s “Give You the Ghost." 

Oh why not?