‘Murica.
bikini
The party last night was a little bit awkward. I didn’t know many of the other people besides the hostess and soon found they were pretty flat company. So I had a bit to drink then politely excused myself after a few hours and found a text on my phone from my best friend from home about the events with Elle and SG, asking if I needed to talk.
She picked me up, got me a coffee to help me sober up a bit and instead we wound up driving around, yelling and laughing about everything we probably shouldn’t be talking about. She’s kinky like I am and has even less of a filter. It makes for some pretty interesting conversation.
I told her about Switch and we had a good laugh over both exploring our dominant sides lately, she with her new boyfriend.
“I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve shaved his ass,” she told me, completely deadpan. I nearly spat out half of my coffee into my lap, I couldn’t stop laughing the rest of the ride.
For all the healing venting can accomplish, sometimes senseless laughter is the best medicine.
Oh man.
StandardTumblr, you’ve come through.
Thank you, montecervesa, for linking me to this etsy shop and basically stopping my heart.
And, get this, it’s also got another top I posted on here about looking for.
I just. Amazing.
So, this swimsuit is now a mission.
And you’re all on it, followers.
I was jaded. I didn’t believe in love at first sight. But, I don’t need take this thing out to dinner to realize that I need to spend the rest of my life with it.
And, so, you’re all on a mission now tumblr: Unite me with my love. Seriously, figure out where I can find this swimsuit.
I might even post a picture of myself in the darn thing if you do.
Please don’t hold me to that, but yeah. Find this suit.
Oh, the prospect is tempting.
Oh Ivy… please tell me this has you considering tattoo ideas…. at least just a little…