Craftsmate: Your little asshole is SO CUTE.
Craftsmate: I wanna show you in a mirror or something.
Craftsmate: Because you never get that perspective.
Craftsmate: It’s this cute little pink-tan puckered little thing with the little pink wrinkles all shiny and soft looking.
Me: I KNOW WHAT MY BUTTHOLE LOOKS LIKE.
Me: SHEESH.