The way he’s holding her is absolute perfection.
Month: December 2011
I’m glad we can sit here and make jokes about my vagina.
Actually said this to SG the other day. I really have no shame and no desire to explain myself.
Her hair looks like my hair.
I’m like one of those little kids who sees pictures or drawings and says “I’m that one” and points at some character in the picture with the same hair color as her.
But, whatever. I’m not ashamed.
I’m silly sometimes.
Well, I’m silly a lot of the time.
So, the day before I left campus, that guy from my frat (fuck it, I’m calling him that from now on) tried to bootycall me.
Earlier that evening, we were with some friends and he tried to pull some moves on me. I may have been a little receptive, but I don’t think I completely put the light on and said I was down.
And it wasn’t even the fact that he did it so much as how he did it. He said he wanted to “say goodbye to me and wish me happy holidays”. At 1 o’clock in the morning. Okay.
He then tried again the next day during the afternoon before I headed home. I guess he wanted some afternoon delight. Credit for creativity, maybe? But, for God’s sake, minus points for desperation.
I don’t know what specifically bothers me about it, but something about it just felt so unclean.
“I shall be as dirty as I please; and I like to be dirty, and I will be dirty!” – Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights.
Dear Tumblr,
In honor of the holiday season and my almost birthday, I will be spending some time away from tumblr and with my friends and family. I’ve prepared a queue.
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
<3,
Ivy
Hell Ivygirl, you knocked it out of the park. Teach me your ninja ways.
StandardUgh, I don’t even know. I was honestly sort of shocked how the whole thing panned out. I honestly don’t usually have that much game. Serious fluke moment.
The Holiday Party, Part 8
The top five moments of the night, according to Ren’s boyfriend:
5. Septum hooking up with the Ryan Gosling DJ.
4. Septum hooking up with Ren’s little sister and later declaring, as Ren tucked her into bed, “sorry, but your sister’s just so pretty”. (It was apparently a noodle kind of night. Septum’s totally straight.)
3. Noodlegirl’s boyfriend saying I was out to perform some “crazy lesbian ritual”.
2. Smoking with the neighbor.
1. My unabashed pursuit of Noodlegirl, which was, in his words, “noteworthy and something to aspire to”.
Oh, and Noodlegirl and I have spoken since. Take that.
The Holiday Party, Part 7
Ren soon came upstairs to add some levity to Noodlegirl’s date breathing down my neck and we all wound up having a nice smoke together. The issue of my host’s sexuality was settled: he’s straight! We all had a good laugh about it as Ren struggled between apologizing and dying of laughter over the situation.
Eventually, Noodlegirl’s date tried to drag her away, but she made him wait so she could write down her information for me and hand it over. I gave her a long hug and flashed him a million-dollar smile over her shoulder. Because you don’t screw around with us crazy ritualistic lesbians.
After they left, Ren looked over to me and said, “so, Septum’s asleep in my bed right now. You want to come downstairs and handle these munchies?”
It was an evening well-spent.