1- Do you currently have a Big?
2- What age do you identify as?
3- Do you identify as a little girl or a little boy?
4- Do you have an area in your home for little space? Describe it
5- Pacifer- yes or no?
6- Top 3 favorite little cartoons.
7- Who’s your favorite stuffie?
8- What do you call your Big? (Daddy, Sir, Master..)
9- What’s the last picture you colored?
10- How many stuffies do you have?
11- Whats your favorite little space meal?
12- How do you dress up for little space?
13- Who in your life knows about your lifestyle?
14- Markers, crayons or colored pencils?
15- Do you have a blankie?
16- Whats your favorite little space drink?
17- Have you ever been on a playdate with another little?
18- What do you love most about your Big?
19- Do you use punishments in your house? If so, what?
20- Whats your favorite board or card game?
21- Do you like pet play?
22- Do you have a collar?
23- Whats your partners nickname for you?
24- Top 3 kinks/turn ons?
25- Best way to cheer you up when you’re grumpy pants?
Chats
Slutever.
ChatCute guy at munch last night: You heading out?
Me: Yeah.
Cute guy: *squints at name tag where I’ve squeezed my name, fetlife handle and preferred pronouns* What’s your fetlife?
Me: *rips off name tag* Here. Take it.
Guy nearby: That’s awesome.
Me: Whatever.
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ChatDaisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you’re from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
Queen Anne’s Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?
Me, in the middle of dirty talk: Well, there can’t be any other girls, because women are a commodity in this situation.
Sir: You just want all the attention.
Me: No! It’s just…
Sir: You just want all the boys fucking you.
Me: No! Shush!
Sir: I caught you. You just want all the dick.
Me: It was great [to get laid last night] because I had a major deadline yesterday.
Heart: A dick deadline?
Or partners.
ChatVanilla, Monogamous Friend: So what do I call the people who aren’t your boyfriend? Dates? Lovers?
Me: Slaves.
Sir: Go make a post about Old Ironsides.
Me: Please stop calling my butt that.
Re: consensual nonconsent
ChatSir: Well, you’re just asking for it.
Me: How am I asking for it?
Me: Besides specifically asking you for it.
Sexts I Send When I’m Tired
ChatMe: I wish I were getting fucked.
Me: By your dick in particular.
Cheese.
ChatSir: It’s bedtime.
Me: But.
Sir: No buts.
Me: Not even my butt?
Sir: Your butt is okay.
Sir: Actually it’s fabulous.
Sir: “Righteous,” as you called it in that first email you sent me two years ago.
Sir: Lol righteous. I always loved that.
Me: ARE YOU BEING A CHEESEFACE AND READING OUR OLD EMAILS?
Sir: No, I just remembered.
Me: Awww everyone thinks you’re a tough guy but I know the truth.
Me: You’re a CHEESEFACE.
Sir: It takes a special someone to dig out the cheese.
Me: I’m the cheesemonger of your heart.