Old Ironsides needs a new name.
old ironsides
But actually the only bruising Sir could get on Old Ironsides were those two little dots you can see from the tips of his flogger, as well as the faintest lines ever.
So he found a “better” use for the riding crop.
“Better” is of course subjective.
Sir: Go make a post about Old Ironsides.
Me: Please stop calling my butt that.