Ugh, I need this so bad.
Only the original: Sexcapades
thigh highs
So, I had an interview for a part-time job while I’m here for grad school to make some money on the side.
Guess who got hired on the spot?
(And I’ve got another interview tomorrow for another position, but this certainly takes some pressure off.)
“What’s that, love? Want to keep pretending you don’t like being the center of attention?”
I miss my tail.
At first, she protested, insisted she couldn’t. It was too stringent, too uncomfortable. It was cruel and unusual. But once the gag – however ineffective – went on, she already felt herself start to fall asleep.
My second-favorite bunny.
Craftsmate says he’s going to buy me a stuffie and make me sleep with it.
Well, actually, he threatened to cover my bed at my new place in stuffies.
I told him he could only get me one, so he had to make it special.
– How does it feel to being the poster girl for the sexual revolution?
– It’s just a goof, to me it’s a movie. Like any other movie, only it has so many better things in it.
– Like what?
– Like me.
Craftsmate and I were looking at this yesterday and he said it reminded him of Ms. Casey.
Reason #3 Why Ivy Needs a Big Sis
Because you need somebody’s hand to hold when Daddy finds out,
and somebody who’ll wink and say it was worth it.