And suddenly there’s a bunch more of you.

Despite my inactivity.

Very much appreciated.

Now, in the interest of my sanity during finals: Distract me, por favor.

Photograph submitted by jeunefille18.

Recently, a well-meaning relative very frankly expressed the sentiment that blowjobs are impersonal and lack any sort of intimacy. You know how stuff gets at dinner tables when there’s alcohol.

I didn’t respond, but I think the bubblegum blowjob behind the bleachers (so many bs) stereotype is not entirely the picture of what a blowjob can be. Sucking cock can be an act of devotion, even if you aren’t kinky. It doesn’t have to be full-on cock worship, but it doesn’t have to be rough or half-hearted or unfeeling, either. Sometimes, it’s a sweet, tender thing.

So, I hit a follower milestone.

And it’s a Tuesday.

Decisions…

Happy Easter to all the followers and bunnies who come around here.

Aaaand I got one unfollow.

After I requested you folks unfollow me if you have an issue with me reblogging feminist material along with the usual porn.

I regret nothing.

Suck my agency, plebeian.

Oh man.

Tumblr, you’ve come through.

Thank you, montecervesa, for linking me to this etsy shop and basically stopping my heart.

And, get this, it’s also got another top I posted on here about looking for.

I just. Amazing.

Sufficiently Deviant: The abduction of Ivy

So, one of my followers took my little list of fantasies and decided to write one out for me. I’m flattered and really intrigued. Also, custom erotica means I get to be lazy about actually trying to find stuff to read on my own.

Thank you so much, sufficientlydeviant, for making my dreams come true (or at least giving them voice).

Give it a read.

sufficientlydeviant:

Ivy never liked being the last one to leave, but it always seemed to happen anyway.

She locked up, heading down the stairs, it was eerie walking along the poorly lit corridor. She relaxes as she reaches the main doors and the welcome glare of the streetlight outside.

Ivy heads for her car, her…

Ask an Ivy.

Well.

Now that KinkyCasey’s Follow Friday has rallied an entire tribe of you over here, I suppose I should be a better host.

So, feel free to hit up the ol’ ask box. Really. Because otherwise I’m going to actually have to do work and you don’t want me to have to do that.

Ask me about sex. Ask me about the world. Ask me about anything.

What’s my favorite color? What’s my sign? What’s the square root of seventeen?

Fun/interesting/unique ones get posted up.

Maybe.

<3, Ivy

Follow Friday <3

Hereeee’s why I got so many random followers in a really short amount of time.

I’m so, so, so flattered. Thank you so very much.

<3, Ivy

PS: Casey’s actually been around the tumblrverse longer than I have and you should all definitely check her out.

kinkycasey:

This week my Follow Friday goes to ThinkIvyKink.

She is lovely, intelligent, clever, sexy and kinky. Plus, I’m pretty sure she’s been on Tumblr longer than I have!

Right now she could use lots of love.

So go.

Smother her in loves.

She deserves it.

Interrupting the smut to bring you a message that made me smile. I love the fact that some of you guys read my tumblr as couples, though I don’t know what I did to deserve such an honor. You all are so insanely sweet and supportive and I am so lucky to have you all on my team.

<3, Ivy