Month: March 2015
By far, my favorite part of my working day is taking my tights off.
Years ago, I said Fuck Baseball.
Little did I know that the alternative was right up my alley.
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(hng) the glint of the knife is what got to me first, and then the gloves, and then the way she’s just lolling back in her chair, helpless.
I’ll, uh, be over here. (hng.)
Oh my god what is this FROM.
some trends i am really down for
- being nice to people working in customer service
- guys in thigh-highs
- receiving $400,000
- pasta
my fetish is sleeping in my own bed by myself
Pining for this kind of road trip.
More like butt actually
Standard
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
Need a volunteer to kiss my ass and do my chores while I try to finish this stupid degree.
But actually.