66. I’ve squirted, yes.

Haha, thanks.

31. I started masturbating late, when I was about 16. A boyfriend was like, “I can’t believe you don’t masturbate,” and then told me how. Diagram of the vulva included.

36. I honestly don’t remember, but the first time I gave a handjob I kept whacking it because I found it hilarious.

52. Hahah I don’t know if I’d be able to pick out my genitals from a line-up. Maybe?

55. I’m pretty open about how my partners decide to groom their pubic hair. I’m more picky about them maintaining their nails because OUCH.

58. Sometimes I can have an orgasm super fast after I’ve already had one. But the quickest I’ve done it from “scratch” is maybe 10 minutes?

62. Orgasms vary but are mostly in the crotch and the head for me.

71. I’ve never had sex with someone while someone else was sleeping near me, but I’ve done some naughty peripheral stuff while someone was sleeping nearby. And, yes, I’ve masturbated in bed with another person in the bed.

79. Yeah, I’ve used a lot of regular objects as sex toys.

93. If I had a penis for a day? Run for Congress, renegotiate my pay, walk around alone after dark, speak without getting interrupted, work out in peace. Sorry, was that not the purpose of this question?

19. Usually? Unless it’s cold.

21. In a hot tub, never in a swimming pool.

22. Probably made quesadillas from scratch? I don’t know.

73. Sir and I had sex while hiking but it wasn’t that awesome because I’m much shorter than he is and we couldn’t get a good angle going. As for masturbation, I did it once in someone’s office.

100. Like not in passing, but definitely I think about people I like.

Hahaha.

10. I love having my nipples touched. Especially now that they’re pierced, they’re pretty sensitive.

20. Yeah, I don’t like wearing clothes when I sleep. But in the winter, I have to.

30. My masturbation routine is pretty irregular. Stress can either increase it or decrease it. Also, I’ve got certain people in my life (coughgroan) who sometimes tell me not to or tell me to edge. So it varies.

40. I’ve never orgasmed in my sleep but I’ve fallen asleep right after orgasming before.

50. I think most penises look silly like when divorced of the context of the person they’re attached to, but pussies can be super, super cute. I’ve also got a thing for cute little buttholes whatever.

60. Longest masturbation session was maybe an hour and a half? Longest sex (I’m assuming like continued penetration, etc) session was about the same?

70. Yeah, I fucked Sir on a guy’s futon and Pup on a friend’s air mattress. Those are, I’m pretty sure, the only two times.

80. A dildo can absolutely feel as good as a penis does.

90. Yes, I’ve sexted.

100. Like passing people on the street? No, I don’t imagine them naked. But I fantasize about stuff a lot.