“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets." – Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore.
Month: March 2014
Oleum!
StandardTo describe my life at this very moment, I’d probably say "Counting Stars"? I’m super stressed but stuff’s been working out kind of in my favor.
Can we discuss how magical tumblr is when two seconds after I follow a blog, the proprietress starts reblogging massive amounts of RuPaul’s Drag Race?
(Whose judges I am sick of for their transphobia and fatshaming, but whose contestants I’m pretty into this season.)
I am in heaven.
So apparently I’m teaching undergrads next year?
StandardBecause my course just appeared in the course catalog.
I’m kind of excited/freaking out. And I guess I should start cobbling together a syllabus soon.
This has been an unsexy post? Unless you’ve got like a teacher fantasy?
lets go with Diazomethane?
StandardWorry not, there’s tons of things I want to learn. Another is how to whistle.
diazomethane!
StandardI think I’d either like to play the ukelele or learn Mandarin Chinese.
cosmo sex tip #669
Standardwhen you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
Send me a highly toxic chemical in my ask box.
ChatAcetaldehyde: What did you used to have that you are happier without?
Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?
Cyanogen: If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?
Diazomethane: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Ethylamine: What sound do you love?
Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?
Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Isopropylamine: What do you miss most about being a kid?
Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?
Methacrylaldehyde: Would you rather be really attractive or really smart?
Nitromethane: What are your phobias?
Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?
Pentaborane: What is one habit of yours that no one knows about?
Sarin: What annoys you the most?
Trifluorochloroethylene: If you could change your first and middle name to anything, what would it be?
Because I’m a dork.
ChatMe: Am I a good cocksucker?
Sir: You’re a great cocksucker.
Me: Am I the best cocksucker?
Sir: Uh huh.
Me: Good. Because, I wanna be the very best.
Sir: You are.
Me: …like no one ever was.
Sir: (shakes head)
Me: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Sir: Sweetheart, you’re too silly.
So I somehow wound up flirting with this very pretty girl who is new to poly but not so new to kink on okcupid today.
And I weirdly started getting a little dommy with her and she was being all sweet and egging me on.
This could be interesting, but I’m kind of freaking out because I barely know what I’m doing.