Me: Am I a good cocksucker?
Sir: You’re a great cocksucker.
Me: Am I the best cocksucker?
Sir: Uh huh.
Me: Good. Because, I wanna be the very best.
Sir: You are.
Me: …like no one ever was.
Sir: (shakes head)
Me: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
Sir: Sweetheart, you’re too silly.