Month: April 2013

30 Day Music Challenge, Day 9 – A Song That Makes You Happy

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Oh hey remember when I actually did this and wasn’t awful?

“Wild Ones” – Flo Rida ft. Sia.

Allow me to explain.

Normally, I’m not going to vouch for a guy whose name is literally Florida with a space in the middle to make a convenient pun. Or a song that is this gimmicky.

But this song reminds me of this time last year. I was turning a lot of stuff around and learning a lot about myself. And this song was played constantly in a combined effort by the gym and this one girl I was friends with. So while it’s nothing special to me, it reminds me of somewhere special in my memories.

For something mellow that still makes me smile because it reminds me of a fuckbuddy turned good friend, go here.

For something sent to me by a best friend who makes me super happy, go here.

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Now that I’ve got your attention.

This orally fixated girl is looking for this cartoon/drawing that pops up here on cumblr every so often. I’ve been scouring the Internet for it, but to no avail.

It’s this faux vintage instruction pamphlet with a woman getting really thoroughly gagged. Like she has a swimming cap on her forehead and has tape/gauze wrapped around her head. There’s terribly condescending commentary – the best kind – written next to each image in this little cartoon instruction set.

Hopefully someone knows what I’m talking about and can lend a hand?

It’s for the sake of knowledge.

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“You haven’t updated your tumblr since Wednesday?” Craftsmate asked.

I shrugged, “I’ve been busy.”

“Well, I think it’s something you should be doing every day,” he said. “Or I’ll punish you.” By the way he was smiling, I wasn’t sure if this was an excuse to just punish me or a way to motivate me to write about some of the really blushy stuff that has happened lately.

But, ah, that’s a thing now. So keep your eyes peeled: I’ll be giving some fun updates now that I’ve caught a little bit of a break from work.

Selling Out

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So, in order to get to my dream grad school next year, I need to raise some money. 

For the miscellaneous expenses, my financial aid is pretty good, but there’s shit that I do need to be able to pay for.

After hearing a bunch of my followers say this and not taking it seriously, I am now giving real consideration to writing and selling a book of erotica.

You heard me.

But I sort of want to get a feel for the level of interest in that. Obviously, you all would probs be my main market. And I think it could be a lot of fun to write. It would all be original material, maybe loosely based on some of the shit that has gone down here.

So, ah, show of hands. Just like this post. If I wrote an erotic novel, would you buy it?  It would probably be like less than 5 bucks.

Also, suggestions and everyone else would be appreciated.

<3, Ivy

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What do I have to do to wake up to this? Because she’s the smiliest and prettiest.

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And the very, very worst is when Daddy makes her wait.

Not in the weird necro way, sheesh.

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I know, dear. I know.

You were just feeling literary and it got all messed up.

Also can you please come over? I was drinking to pre-game that awful lecture but I think I now may be too drunk for the lecture.

PS: It’s that $3 chardonnay from Easter like woah.

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nanking-decade:

I need some kinky steampunk femsub porn that couches lust and power in the language of class and colonial exploitation. I need obsessively decadent sex in that same Mephistophelean spirit as our pact with the gilded god of Progress, who shoved us blindly into the killing fields of the Somme, and later mocked us with the false messiahs of Bolshevism and National Socialism. I need the positivist and romantic optimism of the Victorian era to be subverted by the horrible reality of hollow men in Darkest Africa. I need martyrdom to be disgusting and putrid with maggots and not painted in heroic primaries by Delacroix; I need youth and beauty to be nothing but fresh fodder for bondage or the bayonet.

My friends, is this too much to ask?

You’re getting kind of specific, babe.

Also,

…maggots?

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ebtpearce:

thinkivykink:

I need a crew of minions to find me this dress.

or you could just click the source…

LISTEN I HAD JUST WOKEN UP AND ACADEMIA IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW.

But, yeah, for anyone else who is wondering…

Def saving my nickels and dimes BECAUSE THERE IS A LARRY DAVID ONE AS WELL.