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On consideration, it isn’t so much about being a brat. The reality is that I like being your indignant girl, your little unwilling martyr. I like letting outrage carry me through the things you do to me until it exonerates me from the shared guilt of the mess we’ve made. Until I’m pure and clean and right like a perfect little blade. It’s true: I don’t just want to play the victim, I need to be the victim.

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Please remind me to tell y’all about a certain experience I recently had with a bad, bad man in an elevator.

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In which someone new and fun and mean learns that I have a particular brand and I’m damn good at sticking to it.