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Going on a date tonight with a guy that seems super cool.

But blahhh. 

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Hi I am a stomach-sleeper by nature and literally both Sir and Pup have both essentially had to spend the past couple of nights holding me in position with various limbs so I sleep on my back.

Tonight I’m sleeping alone and I think I’ve mastered falling asleep on my back but groan.

Gah nipples you’re so cute but like let’s fast forward a few months so you can just heal I wanna lie on my belly please. 

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“But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry. I want danger. I want freedom. I want goodness. I want sin.” – Aldous Huxley, Brave New World.