New toy: a tiny hogtie for a tiny girl with a big case of the squirmies.
The tags though… *dying*:
#nankingdecade #hogtie #crafts #squirm #squirmies #oh god #i am so fucked
Hahahahahahahahahaha… *wipes tears*
You all made fun, but let me tell you.
That hogtie was no match for this tiny girl’s squirmies.
Guess who had to bring it home for repairs?
Squirmies are always relevant to this blog.
If this doesn’t fix your squirmies, then I don’t know what will.
Humph.
The Man’s trying to keep me down. Telling me my squirmies need to be fixed.
Me and my squirmies aren’t going to take this sitting down.
He’s always got his work cut out for him
because I’m a needy little thing
who just can’t keep still.
This is kind of what the squirmies look like.
Such a good girl, so slippery and still.
If I’m a really, really good girl, can I get some of this soon?
Cinderella’s got the squirmies.
Is squirmy Cinderella an acceptable Halloween costume?
(Yes, I plan early.)
Because little girls who can’t stay still are made to. Plain and simple.
Definitely a bad case of the squirmies. No doubt.
