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They say cats domesticated themselves.

I think they got a little help.

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It’s been far too long since I’ve been deeply, deeply rope happy.

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Sir and I are going to at least one play party together when I visit this weekend. I told him I wanted to spend some time next to him like this, struggling not to drool all over myself while he socializes with people. The clamps secured to her lap is a rather cruel touch.

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“We are kept keen on the grindstone of pain and necessity.” – H.G. Wells, The Time Machine.

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He used to tie me up like this and make me go to bed. 

Inevitably, I’d wake up humping the crotch rope.

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I’m hanging out with the lovely worthlessrapemeat tonight and getting dinner at a place we both love.

She kind of looks like the pretty meanie in this gif.

Except she’s prettier.

And meaner.

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If I haven’t made it clear enough already, I’m actually the poutiest.

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She’s so cute