Housebreaking 101 <3
Submitted by herdirtylittleheart
Hmph.
lingerie
Confession: Sometimes, I’m only wearing my sexy undergarments because I’m too lazy to do laundry and wash my everyday ones.
Could you handle being defined
by a little science experiment in which
we throw a million ideas at the wall
and take note of which ones stick?
“You’re not serious, you’re fussy. You’re a silly little thing and you know it.”
It’s been a while since I’ve been tied up face-down on a certain someone’s rug.
“Darling, all night/I have been flickering, off, on, off, on.” – Sylvia Plath, Fever 103°.
Patrick Hoelck
Heart says this shouts my name. I dig.
Especially since, funny enough, I’m in the middle of going through clothing and separating out what I’m keeping, what can be donated and what’s in the sort of state that I can throw it on to have a partner cut it off me.
You’re clearly on my wavelength right now, Heart.
Snip!
Lori Adorable
Even if you do everything right, inspections are still going to be blushy.
That’s just how inspections work.
Once upon a time there was a pretty girl who used to send me to work and drive me wild.
I hope you’re well, lovely.
(And check your email already, busy bee!)
Merry Christmas, followers.
I hope you all get exactly what you want.