Feb 24, 2013: i sent you flirty texts and decided i had a crush on you
Feb 24, 2014: you tied me up and made me come three times
It’s funny what can happen in a year, isn’t it?
bondage
That’s gonna hurt when it comes off
I always say I need to learn patience, but I don’t even think I’m patient enough to actually commit to learning.
EDIT: I’ve been made aware that duct tape really shouldn’t be going over the eyes. DO NOT try this at home.
In my travels on okcupid today, I encountered a boy unicorn. (They exist!) Though Sir and I are not totally sure it’s something we’re into as a couple, he’s very nice and it’s fun to know they exist in the wild.
We talk about this kind of a road-trip far too often.
I like the idea of being expected to comport myself a certain way for company.
Um, Sir?
It’s sexist
and also a little naive
to assume that all bullies are boys.
@KatharineCane ci augura la buona notte dal suo bel lettino
Plume always smiles like that after prolonged sensory deprivation … lucky girl.
Um. There’s no harm in trying, right?