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There are typically two possible explanations for why this tumblr gets neglected. Either a) absolutely nothing is going on in my life to report on or b) absolutely too much is happening in my life and I have no time to report on it.

It’s B this time guys. It’s been B for a while.

Which like I can’t tell you how much that means compared to this time last year, when I was stressed beyond all belief about life and career issues, scared shitless about finding people to date (besides Pup) or going to play parties, and dealing with some pretty major upheavals. I understand this is some silly aspect of my sex life, but I think it reflects that now that all the big scary stuff has started to come together, I can actually relax and enjoy myself with people. It’s been a lot of pushing past old fears and trying new things. Even these first two weeks of 2017 have been a lot of articulating for myself what I want in terms of my lifestyle – kinky and otherwise. 

Zora Neale Hurston said there are years that ask questions and years that answer. I am trying my damnedest to make this a year where I start forming answers.

And, yeah, maybe neglect my tumblr a little bit.

(Also, I get in this bad pattern where I fall so behind I get stressed out about writing and updating. And this blog was supposed to be fun and then suddenly it feels like a chore so uh major boo to that. Going to try to get back to the time where I just posted for shits and giggles and not to appease an audience. Or, otherwise, maybe step away from the tumblr.)

So bear with me. I’ve got some hot stories to finish and some hotter ones to share. But I’d rather be out making more than stressing out about getting them all written down here.

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An educated person: “it’s unhealthy to eat past 9 pm.”
Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: “Oh man, good thing time is an illusion”

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sonoanthony:

When you having sex with a girl and she wants to be choked, don’t choke her hard and fast that she can’t breathe within 2 seconds. Choke her slow, so she feels how every breath gets smaller and smaller and her oxygen is depriving. Choke her slow so she feels her consciousness leaving little by little, choke her slow so her eyes roll back and right when she’s about to pass out let her breathe again 

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thexfiles:

thank you carrie fisher for owning your life despite mental illness and despite addiction and despite 40 years of shaming and bullshit thank you for making it okay to talk about mental illness in a way that isn’t always fun and thank you for making it okay to be mentally ill and unashamed of it thank you for owning mental illness thank you for 60 years of telling the world to go fuck themselves if they didn’t like you thank you so much thank you thank you thank you 

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Hey Tumblr.

Pup and I are road tripping our way to warmer weather for the holidays. And possibly – POSSIBLY – seeing a certain old friend.

I’ve got a little bit of a queue up for the next little bit. So happy holidays to you and yours.

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bebedelbizcocho:

The last one is my fav

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montecervesa:

thinkivykink:

Oh wow hi it’s me.

… the episode in which Ivy discovers Oglaf. 😬

Why is everybody saying this. I’ve known about Oglaf for a while now jeez and crackers.

Also you were the one who showed it to me so jeez and EXTRA CRACKERS for that one.

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Craftsmate, texting me out of the blue like: Hey I was just thinking that as New Yorkers who grew up eating lots of pizza as kids, why is it that we craved pizza all the time as kids but only crave it occasionally as adults?
Me: …
Craftsmate: I have four theories.
Me: …
Craftsmate: (goes on to just explain these theories)
Me: So I ate an entire personal pizza for lunch today.
Me: But sure yeah.