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But don’t make me admit it out loud.

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“I would always rather be happy than dignified.” —Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre.

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Gah, I’ll just leave this here and have a LOT of feelings about it.  

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theruleset:

Puerto Rico is really in worse shape than Texas ever could have been. People are likely going to be without power and service for months.

I haven’t seen nearly as many good suggested charities, but here’s a link to the one the Puerto Rican government endorsed.

http://unidosporpuertorico.com

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Spoken like a true viking wife

Me: Your beard is getting long. Gonna trim it soon?

Pup: Nah. I wanna grow it longer. Maybe braid it.

Me: Why are you doing this to me?

Pup: This has nothing to do with you.

Me: How long is this going to last?

Pup: I don’t know. At least a year.

Me: Well I’m not marrying you with a fucking braided beard.

Pup: You don’t want to marry me if I look like a viking?

Me: No, not at all.

Pup: That’s the spirit.

Me: You’re terrible.

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In the poor guy’s defense, he picked me up from a hotel, watched me kiss a certain somebody goodbye, and proceeded to have this conversation with me: 

Him: Hey there. You’re headed to [address?] 

Me: Yep, that’s right. 

Him: Fun plans for tonight? 

Me: Ah, yeah, I’m meeting my boyfriend for dinner at [restaurant.] 

Him: Oh. Um. Ah. Oh. Well…erm…have a nice time.

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Did something naughty yesterday with a certain somebody, and I feel all glittery and sore today.

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That thing where you’ve been working out and you ride that dick with newfound endurance and suddenly it’s all worthwhile.