Spoken like a true viking wife
Me: Your beard is getting long. Gonna trim it soon?
Pup: Nah. I wanna grow it longer. Maybe braid it.
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Pup: This has nothing to do with you.
Me: How long is this going to last?
Pup: I don’t know. At least a year.
Me: Well I’m not marrying you with a fucking braided beard.
Pup: You don’t want to marry me if I look like a viking?
Me: No, not at all.
Pup: That’s the spirit.
Me: You’re terrible.