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That thing where all your buttons get pushed at once.

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Somehow this evening went from Pup saying “that’s a cute shirt” to us fucking on the couch to him cumming all over my chest.

Oldest trick in the book?

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“I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart; I am, I am, I am.” —Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar.

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Not gonna lie, I’d just straight up wear this to the supermarket if I owned it.

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retrofucking:

RetroFucking

This is preeeeeetty in line with my aesthetic, though.

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There are ways of curbing little biters.

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awwww-cute:

Hang in there, Teddy! (Source: http://ift.tt/1nazbZO)

That thing where I finally got into the groove of stuff at my new job and I was making great time on everything and then the entire system crashed. Maximum Monday.

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I get so squirmy and impatient sometimes, so I don’t know why fantasize about complicated ropework so much. But here we are.