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pinstripesuit:

filmeditors:

listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man

Even David Fincher, who directed Fight Club, agrees with this:

“My daughter had a friend named Max. She told me ‘Fight Club’ is his favorite movie,” he said. “I told her never to talk to Max again.” (link)

Story time.

One time I was at this party and talking about my favorite movie. And this guy boisterously cuts in and is like, “no, that’s terrible. That movie is so pretentious and in on its own joke. That cannot be your favorite movie, that is ridiculous.”

At this point in the night I’ve had a little bit to drink and I’m not in the mood. So I kind of look at him for a second and say, “let me guess, your favorite movie is fuckin’ Fight Club or something.”

He kind of shifts a bit and goes, “…yeah.”

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If you can believe it, I used to consider giving head to be super boring.

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While on our trip, Pup and I 69-ed a lot. I used to hate mutual oral because I am absolutely horrible at multitasking, but lately I’ve been getting a little better. That, and Pup essentially pins my head in place against the bed with his cock.

Heart what should I do if my boyfriend thinks taking selfies is vain? It’s not like I take them non stop, but every time I try and capture a good hair day or take a pic of us when we’re out he makes comments or says grow up. I love looking back at pictures, it’s good for my self-esteem, I know you’e said that selfies have helped you feel better about your body too. I hate having to defend myself or feel ashamed for wanting to take pictures of myself. Am I over thinking this? What do I do?

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herdirtylittleheart:

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Pup and I went away on a little trip together last weekend. It was nice to be able to start the day with lazy morning sex, to end it snuggled up together and relaxed. Of course, now everything is super hectic again, but it was great to have some time away.