Yes this is a cause I can get behind.
Month: January 2015
Exposure.
In Which My Vanilla Friends Take Me On My Own Terms, Part 3
ChatFriend #1: More than one kid seems overwhelming. But four parents and one kid sounds perfect.
Me: Polyamory, man.
Friend #2: At what point does that become a kibbutz?
Me.
So I’ve never had a threesome with two other girls. Does this count as a New Year’s resolution?
excitement.
So get a look at all the layers over her eyes and ears.
That’s the kind of sensory deprivation I’m talking about.
Um, hi.
Can somebody make this happen for me soonish?
Please and thank you.
Ugh, my stupid heart.
Unf.
Femme Daddies, yo.
Behold: the last photo that exists of my unpierced nips.