To the degree that my memory can render them to be.
Month: July 2014
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
Us, essentially.
Sweetheart’s gotta earn her keep somehow.
I don’t know how it’s possible that something that is almost entirely about my pleasure is still so totally, completely humiliating.
Maid is one of my favorite games to play.
It’s basically one of the few ways I can convince myself to clean my apartment.
But, whatever. However it gets done.
Um, wow.
Can you make this, Sir?
Where are the parts between 2 and 7? :'(
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Piss Shy, Part Nine
StandardDisclaimer: The content of this story is a little bit harsher and a little more intense than most of the experiences I have written about on here. Please keep in mind that I had safe words – “yellow” for slow down or do less, “red” for stop. The things I did were done willingly and enthusiastically, even when I demonstrated reluctant or fearful behavior. I like to be scared and I like to feel psychologically exhausted, and this experience allowed me to tread some harsher waters. So, I hope you’ll stick along for the ride.
I went to rush out of the bathroom when Flint ushered the group back in, grabbing my shoulder and turning me around. Lida slipped out of her pants and underwear, stepping into the bathtub and squatting down.
Now, tumblr. I’ve seen some shit. I’ve watched a dick the size of my forearm get stepped on like a bug, that guy from my frat has tricked me into watching a prolapse porn (EUGH), an anon on here once sent me a 10 second video of himself jerking off that ended with him whispering, “I love you” (OH MY GOD IT WAS AWFUL AND IF ANYONE EVER DOES IT AGAIN I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS.) But, nothing was more “oh my gosh I can’t look but I can’t look away and I don’t know how I feel about this but I think I might like it” than watching Lida pee into the bathtub, wipe herself with her hand, and then lick her hand clean.
Back in the living room, Lida, WRM and I held down a blindfolded Macy while Flint repeatedly slapped her pussy. All things considered, she took it like a champ.
“So, what’d you think of that?” Flint asked, “in the bathroom with Lida. She hasn’t used a toilet since, what, Christmas?” Lida blushed and looked down at her hands.
I shook my head and chuckled, “I’ve gotta walk that off.”
Popcorn convinced me to watch Bob’s Burgers and at first I couldn’t get into it at all but now I’ve fully acknowledged that my game is about 100% Tina Belcher.
In the sense that I’ve got a whole lot and absolutely none at the same time.