Truth: I can get a little bashful.
And I’m a notorious lip-biter.
India Reynolds
Month: July 2011
This reminds me of you for three reasons, Dacry.
1. You say “omnomnom” like it’s going out of style.
2. You like to tease me about the avocados you regularly have while I am stranded without.
3. When I get my hands on you, I’m going to make you pay dearly for reasons 1 and 2. Wear those little pink shorts. I think it’s your turn to do the crying, darling. That sweet voice of yours seems suited to futile protest and begging.
<3, Ivy
nomnomnomnom
As both an active consumer of and a proud provider of this very important part of daily life, I endorse this message.
I can only hope and dream that this is what my future holds. Fingers crossed.
The Southern Gentleman has a ton of ladies at his beck and call. I’ve really got to hand it to his girlfriend, she must put a lot of trust in him. Even as someone not involved with him, I admit I can get a bit uncomfortable (well, more confused on the who’s who) when he discusses his escapades with me.
But, I’ve really got to hand it to him, he seems to have a lot of love and respect for all of them. Well, I wouldn’t say love so much as appreciation. He’s not really in the business of “slaying biddies”. So, yeah, props to him.
The Tattoo Artist
Norman Rockwell
1944
“All things truly wicked start from an innocence.” – Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast
Dear New Follower
StandardYou are sixteen years old. I was horny when I was sixteen, too. But, if you really like my tumblr so much, stop following me. Or I could get in big trouble for being a big bad wolf to your little red riding hood.
Come back in two years. I’d be glad to have you. Also, the link to your askbox isn’t working.
<3, Ivy
Like that. Just like that. Take notes.
I’m currently skyping with Dacry and her Prince Charming. I’m sure I’ll get in trouble for saying her bark is much worse than her bite, and she’s totally sweet and absolutely adorable, but I’m willing to risk it.
autoflorescence’s hilarious comment almost makes up for how not okay this commercial is.
I really want to meed the copy and the creative behind this ad. what the fuck.
“Women, it’s been known for centuries that you are worth no more than your pussy so you better start washing the hell out of it.”
omfg
(Source: http://limoncellomusings.tumblr.com/)