BREAKING NEWS. I am a witch. I am absolutely a witch. I am a witch who puts things into the universe and then they come back to me. 

Literally the second after I made this post. THE SECOND. The actual second. THE second. MAGIC.

SG texts me: I was right. He and his girlfriend had a talk. They’re not meant for monogamy. Also she apparently really wants to fuck me.

Now, I’ve been with him a bunch. Sir and I have had a threesome with him, too. And it was all good fun until he and his girlfriend wanted to be monogamous for a little to make sure they had a strong foundation on their relationship. But then along comes this fantasy that his girlfriend has had. And it’s serious stuff. Her domming me, sensory deprivation, some pretty amazing and intense crap THAT I LOVE.

WHAT DID I DO TO THE UNIVERSE.

I AM A WITCH. WITH POWERS.

So, y’know. Don’t cross me.