Three things:
1. Velvet is my power fabric.
2. I should probably put a shirt on before company comes.
3. My webcam is super limiting and Sir, my default talented photographer, is abroad. I’m going to have to find someone to take pictures of me, otherwise this is going to get super repetitive.
1. Sir gave me a task to do today. He said I got extra credit if I made it a gif.
2. Writing backwards on yourself is challenging.
3. Wearing a sweatshirt because it is cold as hell in my kitchen.
Happy Valentine’s, tumblr. About to go eat Chinese food in my pajamas with Pup and Saltine. I miss Sir like crazy, but I’m thankful for what I have.
Lazy hoodie selfies.
Office boobs, the sequel.
Access: one of the perks of option #1, which hasn’t gotten all that much love but still has a soft spot in my heart.
Did the thing.
I bought my first garter belt off the Internet and it’s far too big. It slips down all the time. But, it was a no-return purchase and it was on sale for something negligible.
And besides, it makes me feel kinda like a little girl trying on something too grown up for her.
Please ignore the messy room behind me, which I am ALMOST done cleaning.
Here’s a photo of my problematic boobs to break up all the text and vitriol on this blog today.